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Crooks and nannies : a N.A.U.G.H.T.Y. beginning

McGuire, Chris (Chris T.)2025

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What on Earth do you think you're doing? Don't ready this book! It's hideous - full to overflowing with banana-flavoured slime, puke, gangsters, yobs and more than one reference to granny knickers! I simply couldn't believe it! Surely, nobody can find this kind of thing funny? There's nothing amusing about ballet dancers being covered in gunge or the phrase 'bottom burp!'. If you think there is, then you need to grow up straight away! Seriously, it's time to change your ways and be quiet until you're a forty-six year old I.T. consultant called 'Colin'. You disgust me! Put this book down and read something nice, like 'A Beginner's Guide to Folding Socks' or '101 Hilarious Quadratic Equation Fails'.